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blow burp 

Is a burp that is done with your mouth closed. Usually your cheeks will expand. Then you can blow it onto someone's face at close range or directionally blow it across the table at someone for instance.
My step-brother was being a dick talking politics at the dinner table, so I loaded up a nasty blow burp and fired it across the table at him.
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Burp n blow 

The act of burping and then blowing the burp into someone else's face, so that they may enjoy your lunch/choice of alcohol/stomach acid too.
Man #1: That chili at lunch was wicked. Here taste.

(Man burps and blows in his friend's face.)

Man #2: That chili was spicy. Go Burp n blow Connie from Accounting, you can make her cry. She hates spicy food.
Burp n blow by Mike On a Boat February 22, 2010

Burp'n Blow 

The act of burping, and then blowing the exhaust in a specific direction, as you would cigarette smoke - with the intent of keeping the fumes away from someone. Often straight up, or to the side.
I did the Ol' Burp'n Blow, so you wouldn't smell it.

burp and blow 

When your girl inhales an onion, bacon burger yet has the class to turn her head while cupping her hand over her mouth to save her bae from the fumes of a boner killer.
My girl devoured her onion burger and has been burping it back up all night. But at least she’s got enough class to do the burp and blow.
burp and blow by Power pod July 2, 2018

Burp and Blow 

noun. What a girl give to a guy. It’s a blrup and a bow.
verb. When a girl is giving a guy that good burp AND blow 😉😉
ex.
“ Ayo, Roger, I heard Annabella gave you that good Burp and Blow?”
“Nah man, I wish. I know her burp and blow is legendary though.”
“Oh for sure man. Listen to this tho… I’ve heard her blow needs a little work, but her burp is the stuff you here about in fairytales.”
“gahhh damn man. I only hope to be that blessed one day.🙏🏻“
Burp and Blow by Lola Nana January 26, 2023

spurm burping blow pig 

a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm
Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip
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