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Blossomhouse 

Slang for a group of people that sit around all day and do nothing with there lifes.Usually they waste there time screaming like children and complaining about things.They unIronically use slang they don't understand. Blossomhouse can also be used for group chats where several men simp over a single person.
I hear that logan kid joined a blossomhouse, Hasnt been the same sense.
I always knew jake was a simp. he joined a blossomhouse a while ago.
I can't believe paul joined a Blossom house,They have been motivating his lazy behaviour
Blossomhouse by John William, August 22, 2021
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Blossomous Maximus 

Either of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body that secrete milk after pregnancy.
she has a nice blossomous maximus
Blossomous Maximus by hariguchi January 7, 2013
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