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Blessed by Methuselah
In the movie Noah,
Emma Watson
is given
the blessing
of
Methuselah
, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
Damn,
that bitch
has lots of kids.
Yeah man
, she's been
blessed by Methuselah
.
by
Jack Johnson and Russ Turner
September 21, 2014
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