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A round of rhetorical bombs aimed at someone / something.

To attack, reprimand, or whip wildly and loudly, characterized by the extended period of time in which it occurs.

To humiliate or own someone publicly in a loud and attention-getting way.

Blambaste or blambast comes from the marriage of blam and lambaste.
You'll be sure I blambasted him for not telling me he was married; by the time it was over, everyone in the restaurant knew of his misdeed.
blambaste by mummy_dearest October 12, 2009
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lambasted 

The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...
Man you just got lambasted by that girl

slambasted 

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...
I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...
slambasted by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

Lambaste 

To over aggressively thrust upon a female's vagina.
"Dude, what about her?"

"I would lambaste it but wouldn't date it."
Lambaste by The Codfather July 13, 2012

BLAMtastic 

an expression used on Newgrounds.com when an Flash entry is considered incredibly bad and poorly made. It is then BLAMed, where in a review a person might call it BLAMtastic in their review of the Flash entry
"Man that last Dailytoon was BLAMtastic"
BLAMtastic by JC103 August 3, 2005

lambasted 

1. a state of anti-sobriety indicative of astronomical blood alcohol levels.

2. drunk to the point of belligerence and extreme incoherence.

3. an inebriated condition that renders 70 or more percent of the liver useless.
Dude, what are we doing tonight?
Getting lambasted.
lambasted by tenthlevelvocabmage March 10, 2005

lambaste 

1. to strike someone or something hard

2. to detest, to disparage strongly
I am going to lambaste that fucker.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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