(blay-gull) verb: to anally penetrate someone who you have a connection with, but don't actually know. Similar to the commonly used flagel, referring to vaginal penetration.
Holy shit! Dan just blageled that guy he went to high school with. He doesn't even know him. That's pretty gay.
by Bart Gershon November 5, 2008
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by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014
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by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019
Get the Hope bagels mug.A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.
I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
Get the bagel hoarder mug.A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.
by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020
Get the Hope Bagel mug.Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020
Get the Bagel-faced Dipshit mug.A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.
Greg: Dude im starving
Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!
Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast
Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!
Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!
Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast
Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!
by SoggyBottoms11 November 26, 2011
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