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black midi 

A band for the insane by the insane
-a black midi fan
Person 1: You ever listened to black midi?
Person 2: No, I'm sane
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black midi 

A new type of music that can only be created and played trough Musical Instrument Digital Interface. Black midi songs consist of so many notes that the ear can not possibly register them and the result is what one can call the sound equivalent of the colour black. An average 4 minute long black midi piece consist of one to five million notes.
- Hey, I just listened to the black midi version of my favourite song on Youtube.
+ How was it?
- Well, my nose and ears are bleeding and I have a sudden urge to sacrifice small animals to pagan gods. But apart from that I found it interesting.

Black MIDI 

Basically a brand new type of remix that proves just piano can FUCK your computer or your ears.

They are never meant to by played.
I've downloaded and converted LBSFS 53.7 Million to MP3, but I accidentally played it at full volume.

― Seems like my ears are going to be fucked because of this massive Black MIDI.
Black MIDI by Mrnoobsofar May 3, 2017

Black MIDI 

A song that can only be performed by a computer and if you export it to a music sheet the sheet would end up almost completely black (From there the name "Black MIDI")
A 4 minute Black MIDI can have over 1 million notes. IN JUST 4 FUCKING MINUTES
Black MIDI by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje June 19, 2022

blackminican 

a person who is mixed with black and dominican
my mom is dominican and my dad is black wich makes me blackminican
blackminican by curlyheadjay September 9, 2020

Blackminican 

A person of mixed descent. One parent is black or African American and the other parent is full dominican descent.
So sam, where you from or what is your heritage. I am a blackminican. My dad is dominican and my mom is african american from South Carolina. I am a blackminican.
Blackminican by Etav33 April 4, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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