A new type of music that can only be created and played trough Musical Instrument Digital Interface. Black midi songs consist of so many notes that the ear can not possibly register them and the result is what one can call the sound equivalent of the colour black. An average 4 minute long black midi piece consist of one to five million notes.
- Hey, I just listened to the black midi version of my favourite song on Youtube.
+ How was it?
- Well, my nose and ears are bleeding and I have a sudden urge to sacrifice small animals to pagan gods. But apart from that I found it interesting.
A song that can only be performed by a computer and if you export it to a music sheet the sheet would end up almost completely black (From there the name "Black MIDI")
A 4 minute Black MIDI can have over 1 million notes. IN JUST 4 FUCKING MINUTES
A person of mixed descent. One parent is black or African American and the other parent is full dominican descent.
So sam, where you from or what is your heritage. I am a blackminican. My dad is dominican and my mom is african american from South Carolina. I am a blackminican.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*