black Satanist 

A subdivision of Satanists consisted of solely black people. Often engage in ghetto/gangsta/hood-ass illegal activities such as throwing acid in someone's face as a hate crime or vandalizing private property, such as parked vans. Have also been known to be blamed or otherwise liable for above activities as well as other criminal activities such as murder, grand theft auto, drug use, human sacrifice, graffiti, and other messed-up shit. First identified on the Comedy Central comedy John Benjamin Has A Van in the "Van Scheme" episode.

(Walking and talking)
Paul: Hey isn't this a black neighbourhood?
Alex: Yea it's okay though, I got some bros livin' round here, so 'sall good.
Paul: Okay... wait, what about black Satanists?
Alex: .....Um... wow. I don't know about black Satanists.
(Random black Satanist wearing a hooded sweater runs up with a flask full of acid and throws it in Alex's face)
Random black Satanist: How you like that, you white motha-fucka?? All hail Black Satan!! Yee-haa!! (Does a weird dance and runs off)
Alex: Arghhhh!!!! My eyes!! Dude! You gotta get me to a hospital!
Paul: I told you we should've taken the subway.
(Alex stares at where he thinks Paul is at with contempt)

black Satanist by StreetSmart13601 October 13, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012