bjoor 

The actual way of spelling the word. Commonly misspelled as byoor and beaur.
A girl who looks aesthetically pleasing. i.e. hot, stunning, gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, etc.

"I'd feek that bjoor, biys"
"That bjoor is so hot"
"What a wonderful bjoor"

bjoor by Tom Malley April 29, 2006

Bjornanotasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.

Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual

Bjornanotasexual by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022

Björk cute 

A person who is very attractive in a sort of strange way. This term is used for people who have features that might he off-putting to some, but makes them that much more attractive to others. This term only applies to facial features, and doesn't apply to body types such as overly skinny or fat people.

"She björk cute, so she really fine, just sort of weird" -Aminé

Björk cute by keke_doesn't_love_you September 26, 2018

Bjornayesasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but definitely in a sexual way.

Gabe definitely isn’t a bjornayesasexual.

Bjornayesasexual by Gabe W.P. March 22, 2023

Boorass 

to boorass /boər as/
–verb
1. to harangue or annoy.
2. to tell a rambling story of interest to no one.
-noun
1. a churlish, obnoxious, or unmannerly person or event; a boorasser.

It proves to be impossible to get any work done on Mondays with my boss incessantly boorassing me about the events of the previous nights' Rock of Love episodes.

Boorass by MacysClinique February 21, 2008

boorgle 

(boor-guhl) verb

1. to move or sway your head with short, quick, irregular vibratory movements between a females breasts (usually large).

- word inspired from possible sounds escaping from the mouth of the boorgler.

"I would love to give those puppies a boorgle!"

boorgle by revgoomba February 4, 2007

Horkin' the Bjork 

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

Horkin' the Bjork by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007