bitchwaffle
(noun). One who exceeds the typical level of bitchdom such that she/he needs to be bitch slapped (aka waffled) with a firm object, including but not limited to an erect penis.
bitchwaffle by Bman Fro-Lo November 13, 2006
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bitchwaffle by CG7 July 27, 2008
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Bitch waffle
1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly
Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly
Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
Bitch waffle by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023
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