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bitchwaffle

(noun). One who exceeds the typical level of bitchdom such that she/he needs to be bitch slapped (aka waffled) with a firm object, including but not limited to an erect penis.
My colleague was being a bitchwaffle so I had no choice but to tag her in the head with my laptop.
bitchwaffle by Bman Fro-Lo November 13, 2006
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bitchwaffle

To screw someone over. Particularly by making a move in a game that messes up other people.
Fuck you! Putting down that king just totally bitchwaffled me!
bitchwaffle by CG7 July 27, 2008
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BetchWaffle 

A person that has absolutely no common sense, and they are just a dipshit.
Quit being a BetchWaffle
BetchWaffle by KaylaBear1000 January 6, 2018

Bitch waffle 

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
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