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bitch mits 

-when bitch tits was said incorrectly, bitch mits was created :)
-someone who has suddenly turned bitchy would be described to have 'put their bitch mits on' (mits being the shortened version of mittens {gloves}).
-This statement is usually also accompanied by the mimed action of putting a pair of gloves on.
"someone just put their bitch mits on!"

"get yer bitch mits on, love!"

"she's certainly got her bitch mits on today!"
bitch mits by moysha March 6, 2008
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bitchmistress 

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.
bitchmistress by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

Bitchtits 

To be stealth, unseen, invisible or ninja-like.
I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits
Bitchtits by The4Pillars January 25, 2011

Bitchtitsbungahole 

A describing word for experiencing severe pain
*Oh my god my wrist fucking hurts like bitchtitsbungahole
Bitchtitsbungahole by Bahzing March 10, 2019

bitchtits 

1) Feminine breasts present on a male's body; the progeny of steroid use, over-eating, or horomonal disorder.

2) A derogatory nickname for a bitchy, silly, annoying person of objectionable moral fiber. Can be used affectionately, or seriously, normally in a command statement in the latter case.
-> "John does tons of 'roids, and has a strange testosterone deficiency, and thus has a set of knockers that merit the wearing of a C-cup sports bra at all times. Man, does he have some bitchtits!"

-> (Dialogue employed for illustratory purpose)
Ando - "Yo bitchtits go get me a coors light!!!"
bitchtits - "I don't want to!! Wahhh!! Did you know I'm a pro paintballer?"
Ando - "You're a bitchtits! Your pathetic nature rules out the possiblility of your posessing any athletic prowess, ever!! Go get me mah fuckin beer!"
bitchtits - "Yes master"

Bitchtits 

a derogatory term used for any beanie wearing, scruffy, long haired individual who plays the drums and bass guitar
Wow, that guy Andrew, he was a real fucking Bitchtits.
Bitchtits by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023

Phillip Bitchtits 

A name for retarded group members who don't do shit for their group members and instead watch youtube videos for video games that they never play, They enjoy masturbating to republican debates, lying about getting drunk, and farting on toddlers.
You're being a real Phillip Bitchtits right now, start pulling your weight.
Phillip Bitchtits by Philliptits December 6, 2010
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