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bitch bat 

A. A Penis.

B. A weapon used to either defend ones self from or to inflict harm to a female.

C. A female bat (flying mammal).
A. I'm going to whip out my bitch bat and screw her brains out.

B. I had to run after her with my bitch bat because she was going for my knife.

C. That's not a dude bat, that's a bitch bat.
bitch bat by celesguy1 May 22, 2007
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Death-bat bitch 

A hard-core dude or chick that worships Avenged Sevenfold && wears ALOT of a7x merch.They usually skate,play the drums/sing/play the guitar/bass,stay home or go to the mall & makeout with their death-bat bf or gf.The most common hair color is black,brown,purple or green.They don't care what people think or say about them and if you try to fight one you'll get your ass kicked by that one single handedly or by their crew of death-bat bitches.To greet a member of their crew they do a upside down peace sign,in the form of an 'A' point that 'A' so it goes sideways,& then crosses the fingers in an x form.Usually,a death-bat bitch crew has 5 members with the last names "Plague,Shadows,Gates,Vengeance,and Christ"and a middle name usually repersenting one of the seven deadly sins.They are total BAMFs and kick ass
Sophie:*greets*Sup Sabrina Vanity Shadows!Lets go to the mall and find our other death-bat bitches!

Sabrina:*greets*Nothin' much Sophie Deceitful Plague!sure!after I make-out with Billy Malice Gates,he is my loverrface!

Sophie: Ohhh....kk peace out death-bat bitch!

Bitch-Be-Good Bat 

Any form of weapon that is used to set people straight. Though commonly referred to as just a 'bat' it can be any manner of blunt object.
"That jackass just stole my shit, go get my Bitch-Be-Good Bat out of the car, man."
Bitch-Be-Good Bat by Mizled November 27, 2007

Bat a bitch down 

To open hand slap a person so hard they stumble to the ground
I'm going to bat a bitch down if she says she doesn't have my money.

Bat Shit Crazy Bitch 

A woman who is completely insane beyond the capacity of regular insanity, or craziness.
Glen Close in Fatal Attraction was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch

Lorena Bobbitt was a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch.

Man 1- "That chick is gorgeous."

Man 2- "That's my buddy Dave's ex, she drove his own car through the front living room of his house. She's a Bat Shit Crazy Bitch."

Bat Shit Crazy Bitch 

-noun

-pronunciation: bat - shit - crazzee - bitch

1. a female who is just plain crazy. she pesters you even though ya'll have been broken up for months. this particular type of female wont show her true colors until it's to late. she knows she's crazy so she suppresses this side of her until you learn to trust her. she will tend to get mad over the littlest things. they are usually categorized with a succubus, and will drain you of all that once made you a man. she will do many things on impulse, especially like hurting you. If you know are in a relationship with one or know someone that is, GET (them) OUT NOW!
1. "Wow, bob's ex-wife is just a bat shit crazy bitch. She actually tried cutting off his dick when she found out about his lover."

Bitch Bath 

1. To wash private parts after sex.

2. To wash certain body parts when lacking proper bathing facilities.
I had to take a bitch bath after spending some quality time with my man.
Bitch Bath by Rosalinda February 7, 2005
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