(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.
Person 1: "She just called you fat!!"
Person 2: "it's time to slap-a-bitch!"
by Ka-Five March 15, 2005
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Phrase used whenever a girl does something stupid/bitchy. This term can be used in any/all situations.
"Dude she totally was flirting with me then went and fucked that guy..."

..."Bitches Be Bitches Bro (B4)"
by Iloveyogapants January 15, 2012
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a girls that fucks a whole crew
and comes back for more
by Ponchis December 13, 2004
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Can mean many things, including when something is messed up, fucked up, or ugly.

It can also be used in a positive way, such as when something is brilliant, amazing, extraodinary, etc. Works well when describing movies and TV shows.

It's possible to use "bitched" in a negative-positive way, or in a compliment inside a diss. See examples.

Can be interchanged with biznatched, but not biotched, because that sounds retarded.
NEGATIVE EXAMPLE:
Your face is bitched. So was Snakes on a Plane.

POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
Dude -- that car is bitched! So was The Departed.

NEGATIVE-POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
You're mom was bitched in bed last night.
by Josh and Kat April 12, 2007
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Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.
by kasmonat September 4, 2008
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