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Your typical 'be in bed by 10, we play scrabble, mom makes apple pie while dad watches football in a homemade wool sweater' parents. They can be found raising shiny-faced, happy-go-lucky children in a pleasant 2 story house with a white picket fence and a grill. Hoorah. Think 50's aprons and "honey, I'm home!"
"Dude, we can't have the party at doug's tonight"
"Cause his parents aren't going out of town anymore"
"shit, they're totally birkenparents"
by Anna3425423 December 19, 2005
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