bird person

A nutcase, often found browsing in New Age stores. There is a dispute among philologists whether the term originally referred to those who looked like birds or those feeding the birds.

Dude, I went to that alternative practitioner you recommended. What a bird person.

That protest sucked, just a bunch of bird people handing out vegan stew.

bird person by bird-man May 5, 2008

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Bird Person

Not a cat person or a dog person. Bird person loves freedom more than anything. She/he is loyal and faithful for her/his partner for entire of her/his life and she/he are obviously very much in love.

A: Sylvia is an flight attendant. She loves to travel and her job so much. There are a lot of guys try to win Sylvia's heart but they cannot. She always in love with Benjamin.
B: Awww she is such a bird person. And how about Benjamin? Does he ever cheat on her once?
A: Never once. He also is a bird person.
B: Awww that's so sweet.

Bird Person by PhiloThinker June 14, 2014

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birdsville [bird person]

when everyone in a room is so stupid or says something stupid...it is called birdsville

dude this place is all birdsville bird person

birdsville [bird person] by h-e-buddy January 23, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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