Binkler 

A person who seemingly knows everything, but not the annoying kind. The binkler will usually only share their wisdom if it is sought from them.

Next time you and your flap are feelin' grummy, have a statt with Jon the binkler, he ain't no potato, why he's the cat's pajamas! He'll set you straighter'n a sod buster on a grey Sunday!

Binkler by Trashbags McGee October 10, 2017

Binkler 

A person who's wrong all of the time, can't seem to win any bets and can't even workout properly. This is true even when someone who is unbelievably amazing, super talented, dangerously handsome and ridiculously smart tells said person otherwise.

Olympic Athlete: Yo man your deadlift form is completely wack bro

Not Olympic Athlete: Im AlWayS RighT yOu'rE wrOnG

Olympic Athlete: You're going to hurt your self, quit being such a BINKLER!
Not Olympic Athlete: iM dA bEst at Da gAme aIn't nO onE bEtTer

Binkler by Brajatman July 10, 2018

binkler 

A complete retard and or idiot. Gets no action, has no friends, and definitely a small penis.

Champ is a complete binkler.

binkler by newyorkbby November 1, 2009

Binker

a binker is a person who is annoying, loud mouthed, and smells pretty bad. If you’re a binker i suggest taking a shower.

Maddog stop being a binker

Binker by Orangebop1 February 25, 2023

bonklers 

adj. Loveably stupid.
n. pl. A trio of schoolmates in the television show "Azumanga Daioh", all of whom have very bad grades. (Japanese "bonkura" blockhead + pidgin-English "-zu")

30!! 31%!! 47%!! TOGETHER 103%!! TEAM BONKLERS WIN!!!"
"Why do you want to turn the :) smiley into an animated GIF? That's just bonklers.

bonklers by Menchi December 5, 2003

Baby Binker 

A kid usually between the ages of 10-13 that is seriously annoying or clueless/oblivious to almost everything. A Baby Binker will try to act extremely older than they actually are.

13 y.o girl: I think it's about time I settle down into a serious relationship don't you think?
Older Sister: Absolutely not, you're a total Baby Binker!

Baby Binker by Tyty Shaw ; L.A.T August 26, 2012

The Bickler 

The Shocker in it's perfect form.

The Bickler is when one boldly goes where few have gone before... in style.

To commit The Bickler, one must follow the general act of The Shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), with one key factor added. One must enact The Shocker in the most awkward and inappropriate way, giving no notice to the recipient whatsoever.

Guy 1: "Dude, why did that girl run out of your room screaming last night?"

Guy 2: "I tried The Bickler and..."

Guy 1: "Say no more.

The Bickler by Neoterist March 20, 2012