bindle stiff

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll

Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.

Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37

by rekrap April 4, 2011

bindlestiff

Dirty old tramp who steals hobo's bindles.

Hobo: Look over there, it's dirty old Peterson! He's stealing my bindle, the bindlestiff!

by Dirty old Peterson February 7, 2009

bindlestiff

A hobo that carries a bedroll, a homeless street person

The bindlestiff that was collecting cigarette butts smelled like urine

by Ron Wasko April 21, 2006

bindlestiff

A Massive Wang Rod. Can be remedied through tucking into brief elastics.

I woke up this morning and I had a massive bindlestiff.

by SurfGMAN November 10, 2008

Bindlestiffer

Another word for tramp, it makes an amazing username and no-one will ever know what it actually stands for.

Hey bindlestiffer, your username is really cool where did you get it from?

I found it in a folded paper slip found in a dustbin.

by Bindlestiffer March 15, 2021

Bindlestiffer

Another word for tramp, it makes an amazing username and no-one will ever know what it actually stands for.

Hey bindlestiffer, your username is really cool where did you get it from?

I found it in a folded paper slip found in a dustbin.

by Bindlestiffer March 15, 2021