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Bimbobeests 

A group of College Freshmen Girls who all go out together. This group, or 'herd', moves in a pack, smelling like cheap vodka and giggling vapidly every 5 seconds. A bimbobeest in its natural habitat, roaming the streets looking for parties, is incapable of independent thought, adopting instead a hive mind with the other members of its herd. Bimbobeests are easily recognized by their signature catcalls, "Oh My God, you're such a slut" and "I think that guy's hot, do you?" Bimbobeest migration can sometimes occur, with herds of these fascinating creatures abandoning their traditional College habitats in order to temporarily move into large urban centers, gathering around large waterholes known as 'Clubs' or 'Bars'. Bimbobeests engage in strange rituals including a fierce adoration of One Direction, Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift (and ignoring the consensus that these artists, in fact, suck), and a strange tendency to Instagram any random object the herd comes across in its travels
"I went out on Friday and ran into a herd of Bimbobeests. I was terrified!"
Bimbobeests by rumarc March 28, 2013
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when Dennis Miller agreed to host nonsense on Putin's mouthpiece Russia Today, he regularly posted clips of his Bimbomercials to gullible rubes.
Bimbomercials by Uncle Joosie March 2, 2022

Bilboberry 

The Hobbits' favorite medicinal berry.
Medicine made from the Bilboberry will exist and treat you effectively as long as you're inside the bright 'n' balmy lands of The Shire, but just like Dorothy's silver shoes and magic belt that will vanish once you leave the Land of Oz, said wondrous elixirs will disappear from your pockets or saddlebags if you head out into the Big Wide World of Middle Earth.
Bilboberry by QuacksO May 29, 2019

BimboBarian 

A Combination between A Bimbo and A Barbarian- A woman who uses second or third trimester abortion as a means of birth control, and has no moral qualms about allowing the unborn child within her womb to be cut into peace's without anesthesia as its removed.
Hollywood has created an army of BimboBarians.
BimboBarian by Jesusandfriends. November 16, 2022

Bimbobarian 

A combination of Barbarian and Bimbo. A woman who has casual consensual sex and then uses second and third trimester abortions as a form of birth control. Allowing their unborn child to be cut into peace's without anesthesia and removed.
Hollywood is creating an army of Bimbobarians.
Bimbobarian by Jesusandfriends. November 16, 2022