bijarglar 

large 12 foot tall animals that are somewhat of an anomaly. they are usually kept in bijarglarfalfagos, and need to be fed 5 times a day. However, when raised in the wild they are much smaller than in captivity, and are only 5 feet tall. the cubs are generally 5 inches tall, but, during a ceremony known as the Kerplarglarshwar, they grow to their massive size in a matter of minutes (usually happens when they turn 5 years old). When angered, they are highly dangerous, and are almost indestructible. avoid angering them at all cost

NO, NOT THE BIJARGLARS!

bijarglar by phenomenator October 28, 2008

Bjargar 

having an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking: a handsome man; a handsome woman. having pleasing proportions, relationships, or arrangements, as of shapes, forms, or colors; attractive: a handsome house; a handsome interior.

Wow Your bjargar
Thank you

Bjargar by Bjaggi mix October 23, 2019

bearglar 

A bear that breaks into a house, eats food out of the kitchen, and often does a lot of damage elsewhere in the house, leaving the place looking ransacked.

Portmanteau of bear and burglar.

The act is called a bearglary.

It was on the news; a bearglar broke into a house in Alaska.

Close the pantry to protect us from bearglars.

bearglar by La bear grizzlia November 20, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008