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big bother 

The usual summertime annoyance that is Big Brother. Not only is there a channel pretty much dedicated to it 24/7 but we have to read about it in newspapers, see it on the News on TV and pretty much get bothered by it ALL SUMMER.
(whilst flicking through channels on TV you come across a still picture of a bedroom with nothing happening at all) "ah, i see Big Bother is on still." (whilst reading a News Paper you come to the center 10 pages dedicated to the REAL lives of the Big Brother contestants)"Who are these people that i don't want to know about taking up space in my News Paper. Bloody Big Bother again, thats what!"
big bother by Racist Dave June 27, 2007
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Big Sisters & Big Brothers 

Organizations that pair young kids with older "brothers" & "sisters". They spend quality time together & it makes up for not having a Mom or Dad. Great for youngsters!
{Big Sisters & Big Brothers] are in practically every town & city nationwide.

big brother 

The Government. They know everything about everybody.
Careful what you say, big brother is watching
big brother by Becky September 11, 2004

big brother 

An omnipresent, seemingly benevolent figure representing the oppressive control over individual lives exerted by an authoritarian government.
The practical applications of Big Brother watching you today: surveillance cameras, wiretaps, tracking Internet use, spychips, digital facial recognition, etc.
big brother by Grilled Tuna June 1, 2006

Big Brother 

A widely used phrase from the book 1984 by George Orwell.
"Big Brother is watching you" read the poster Winston saw as he stared out of his window.
Big Brother by linzii December 28, 2005

Big Brother Tin Man

The bombest person in the world who teaches and does other things all at once who wont rust under the twinkie infested spit of teens who try to communicate with him
Mr. Zwerg is a true Big Brother Tin Man
Big Brother Tin Man by Moosemilk November 10, 2007

Big Brother Contestant 

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.