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Beumed - to hurt yourself, to lose an argument. Normally used to describe a state of unfortunate happenings to yourself.
Singular is to Beume - To Beume/hurt yourself, or could be used to suggest sexual advances - Should we Beume sex now?
Beuming is also a member of the Beumed family. Beuming is commonly used as a describing word.
You just got Beumed bitten by that rabid dog.
Im going to Beume hurt you!
That show was Beuming cool aye!
Beumed by Camdogg July 5, 2006
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pronounced: b-"you"-mp

1. The term given to certain (worthy) songs to describe the way a that a song is conveyed or otherwise heard. ie. "boom boom boom" can be heard or replaced with "beump beump beump".

2. Used to describe ones state of mind. ie. We were beumpin it up last night. We were beumpin' around.

3. Replace less desirable curse words, like the fuck. ie... Fuck her = Beump her, she is a hot tranny mess anyway.

4. Used in the movie The Pink Panther, describing a bump on his head to be a "beump" on his head.
Examples: "beump it up" in the above definitions.
Beump by not2shabee May 3, 2009
A Bellmen who works for a large scale hotel or resort who must carry "heffers" to rooms also known as full luggage carts. Beumen often check in guptas for little to no tip at all, as a result some "Buemen" have resorted to trading stocks to find a way out of hospitality.
"Beumen!" The bellmen yelled as he knocked on the guest door to complete a delivery.

The Beumen stood in the bell closet on a slow day, they checked their investing apps looking to take quality trades.
Beumen by Beumenwhotrade April 21, 2020

beumuthmime 

Conveying through definition.
Are you citing wikipedia in your wedding vows?! Sorry, hun, I beumuthmimed.
beumuthmime by pseudo-dym June 1, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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