Benj'd 

A severe state of inebriation, usually caused by consumption of a drink with a high alcoholic content (E.g. Vodka), but is not exclusive to any one intoxicant.

When an individual reaches the state of "being benj'd" they are typically blissfully unaware of their surroundings and find it very difficult, if not impossible, to focus on any one thing.

Physical signs of being benj'd can be similar to being drunk. However, squinted eyes, a slouched stance, incoherent speech and a constant forward momentum are typical.

It is common for a person to deny their entry into this state of inebriation, but it will be obvious to anyone who comes into contact with the individual.

"Dude, you were so benj'd you tried to smoke a pack of filters last night."

"Man, that guy is so benj'd he ate all the floor pizza"

Benj'd by 0010100 March 9, 2010

benjdelv 

Used to describe a scenario where one uses cognitive dissonance in a comment section on the internet

Only God can judge me, for I am a benjdelv

benjdelv by Blazersquad May 6, 2021