bendija

the baddest bitch you'll ever meet honestly, homegirl's always got her shit straight and never settles for less, standards higher than mount everest and has a baddass attidude. A kind and humble soul, she'll forgive but NEVER forget, honestly if you did her wrong you better fucking run, she can go from being a total sweetheart to a full on raging psycopath in a matter or nanoseconds.

homie 1: bro did you hear?
homie 2: what
homie 1: Bendija fucking keyed and smashed the windows on Jack's car after she found him cheating on her.
homie 2: say goddd
homie 3: bro's thats not it, she fucked the girl her boyfriend cheated on on her with, and the girl said she fucked her better than Jack
homie 2 & 1: honestly I wouldn't fuck with her

homie 3: no one would

by dabaddestofemall November 14, 2020

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Bendinator

One who has the power to bend dicks like streamers, The bendinator can actually rip the fabric of space time with his cock hands, Though he generally enjoys traveling via rifts of dicks throughout space and bending up entire planes of existence with his tornado arms. The bendinator thrives on sperm and actually is dependent upon its consumption for his life force, He stores his reserve in his tumor on his face.

Wow... Was the bendinator just here, cause my balls feel empty...

by Hoey Bendo March 24, 2009

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bendians

The definition of bendians is well exclaimed in the famous world known book of ancient Hell raisers. It can be found on page 69. It clearly states that a Bendian is a Hell raisin, Truck Sendin, Slut Fuckin, Beer Drinkin, Bird Flippin, Cock Flappin, Big Buck Killin, Fish Slayin, Bad Mother Fucker from the woods.

Hey Cody, me and chase are bout to go drink beer, kill deer, fuck sluts, and mud truck with the bendians over on the river bank

by The-real-WeeWee December 4, 2017

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