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(1) Two forces that cancel each other out; (2) A non-starter; (3) A parallel universe which may or may not exist.
(1) I started this website, but it's begoid. (2) Your ideas have merit, but ultimately, it's begoid. (3) I can see your point, but honestly, I think you're operating in a begoid.
begoid by Crispy141 May 26, 2012
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I played with her begoina and she wouldnt stop moaning
Begoina by K-Niggaaaa April 20, 2009
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interjection. What the F@#K ! Used in the presence of the elderly or innocent children.
Jen: We need to break up, I have been dating someone else for two weeks.
Ben: Begidinoh! Thanks for telling me you little ho.
begidinoh by Princess Katherine July 20, 2008
Someone who has a very loud and outrageous voice and likes to think that they are the toughest customer around town. What he really doesn't know is that he is actually very insecure due to his passionate love he feels for his girlfriend (who is very hot). Sometimes they like to crawl on all fours and stick their rear ends into the air while howling like a hyena. The only way to stop them from doing this is to have them beaten into submission by their spouse. Begnidos also tend to have very quick tempers and are often referred to as mad bros.
Hey you see that weirdo howling?

Yeah I think he's mad at something.

Oh that must be one of them there Begnidos I've been hearing about on the news. They're popping up everywhere. Can't their wives control them?!
begnido by Miraj29 August 6, 2011

Begoodled 

Being confused from studying for too long.
After 9 hours in the library I came home begoodled.
Noun: Fashion-forward, form-fitting shorts for women, characterized by a daringly short inseam (typically 3/4 inches) and crafted from a stretchy, thin material, designed to showcase and celebrate the natural contours of the body aka cameltoe with confidence and style.

Verb: To proudly wear or exhibit form-fitting shorts, akin to bagode, in a manner that exudes self-assuredness and a flair for personal style.
She confidently strolled along the beach with her begode, embracing the sun-kissed shoreline with both grace and a bold fashion statement.

She has an amazing begode. The casual display of ones cameltoe while selling a product. Typically on display as a background to the product being sold.

She decided to bagode at the lake, confidently showcasing her curves and leaving a lasting impression on everyone around.

I would throw a wrench at that begode!

I would use a 10 pound Irish hammer to pound that begode flat.
begode by 2dimes December 10, 2023
Noun: Fashion-forward, form-fitting shorts for women, with a daringly short inseam (typically 3/4inches) and crafted from a stretchy, thin material, designed to showcase and celebrate the natural contours of the body with confidence and style.

Verb: To proudly wear or exhibit form-fitting shorts, akin to begode, in a manner that exudes self-assuredness and a flair for personal style.
She confidently strolled along the beach sowing her begode, embracing the sun-kissed shoreline with both grace and a bold fashion statement.

She has an amazing begode. The casual display of ones cameltoe while selling a product. Typically on display as a background to the product being sold.

She decided to begode at the lake, confidently showcasing her curves and leaving a lasting impression on everyone around.
begode by 2dimes December 11, 2023
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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