beer mile
beer mile by liquidice5 May 3, 2005
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beermile
The strange distance that can either be extremely long or very short!!!! Usually due to excessive drinking of beer, the beermile can seem very short and the walker gets home faster than expected, most probably to do with memory loss or the beer monster. It can on the other hand seem extremely long, most definatley due to zigzag walking, stumbling, letching on females, getting in fights, stopping to throw up, stopping at another pub or falling asleep on the curb for half the nite!!!!!! a strange phenomenon it must be said!!!!
#1. Jesus man u were extremely drunk last nite!!!!!
#2. yer tell me bout it, the walk home seemed about 5 beermiles!!!
#1. Ooooof!! short or long ones??
#2. Long ones!!!!:(
#1. Bummer, u fancy a beer mate???
#2. damn rite!!:D
#2. yer tell me bout it, the walk home seemed about 5 beermiles!!!
#1. Ooooof!! short or long ones??
#2. Long ones!!!!:(
#1. Bummer, u fancy a beer mate???
#2. damn rite!!:D
beermile by legsofkentdale November 16, 2006
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