beer map

The phrase you use when you only know your way around someplace when under the influence of alcohol.

Squid, wheres Prospect?
I don't know bro, I'm sober and I only know it on my beer map.

by Samonthedictionary April 5, 2011

Beer Map

When you can only remember how to get to a certain place when you are drunk.

Jon: Dude where are we going?
Drunken man: Idk dude I'm completely sober, so I don't have my beer map.

by Squid Bailer April 5, 2011

Beermaphone

A beer can being used as a microphone:
-Usaully occrus when intoxicated and a catchy song comes on the radio

"look at Anthony! He's realy singing into that beermaphone"

by totties February 23, 2009