beep the fucks

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Since in US TV offensive language is often beeped out and this is considered annoying and unnerving by many viewers, "to beep the fucks" is used as a synonym for "to suck".

Man, failing the exam would really beep the fucks.

My car is broken. - Dude, that beeps the fucks.

That movie just beeped the fucks ... big time! We should've watched something else.

beep the fucks by Wurzelgnom December 24, 2007

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beep beep shut the FUCK up

an exclamation, mainly used under two circumstances:
1. unbearable rudeness
2. unbearable absurdity

example one:

Margot: Man, I love getting to use the 10 Items or Less Lane at the grocery store!
(Franny cuts in front of her in line and proceeds to unload her full cart of groceries)
Franny: (to Margot) Sorry dear, I'm a little over the limit.
Margot: (to self) ...beep...beep, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

example two:

Zach: (watching Dancing With the Stars) Is that really Slater from Saved By the Bell dancing the tango?

Michelle: BEEP BEEP shut the FUCK up!

beep beep shut the FUCK up by Alexxxandra November 12, 2008

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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