beep the fucks

Since in US TV offensive language is often beeped out and this is considered annoying and unnerving by many viewers, "to beep the fucks" is used as a synonym for "to suck".

Man, failing the exam would really beep the fucks.

My car is broken. - Dude, that beeps the fucks.

That movie just beeped the fucks ... big time! We should've watched something else.

beep the fucks by Wurzelgnom December 24, 2007

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beep beep shut the FUCK up

an exclamation, mainly used under two circumstances:
1. unbearable rudeness
2. unbearable absurdity

example one:

Margot: Man, I love getting to use the 10 Items or Less Lane at the grocery store!
(Franny cuts in front of her in line and proceeds to unload her full cart of groceries)
Franny: (to Margot) Sorry dear, I'm a little over the limit.
Margot: (to self) ...beep...beep, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

example two:

Zach: (watching Dancing With the Stars) Is that really Slater from Saved By the Bell dancing the tango?

Michelle: BEEP BEEP shut the FUCK up!

beep beep shut the FUCK up by Alexxxandra November 12, 2008

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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