bed bump
The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head
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BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED
Physical activity of an at least somewhat sexual nature in a piece of furniture ordinarily used for reclining and sleeping. May be a result of HEE HEE PET PET and/or MAKIN' OUT WITH SOME BOY and lead to chin-chap.
"Soooo," teased Sierra, glancing at Charlize's JBF hair, "looks like someone's been BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED!"
BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED by Jess Park February 22, 2004
Bedbump
(Verb) The act of rolling over in a bed to find an unexpected person, and then bumping into them with an extremely surprised facial expression
"I rolled over in bed this morning to find my neighbor! I bumped into him and totally shrieked! What a bedbump!
Bedbump by All-Natural January 11, 2014
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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