bed bump

The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head

"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"

bed bump by Reubin Lebezser Snausage May 25, 2006

Bed bumped 

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

Bed bumped by OkieCat October 8, 2020

BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED 

Physical activity of an at least somewhat sexual nature in a piece of furniture ordinarily used for reclining and sleeping. May be a result of HEE HEE PET PET and/or MAKIN' OUT WITH SOME BOY and lead to chin-chap.

"Soooo," teased Sierra, glancing at Charlize's JBF hair, "looks like someone's been BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED!"

BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED by Jess Park February 22, 2004

Bedbump 

(Verb) The act of rolling over in a bed to find an unexpected person, and then bumping into them with an extremely surprised facial expression

"I rolled over in bed this morning to find my neighbor! I bumped into him and totally shrieked! What a bedbump!

Bedbump by All-Natural January 11, 2014