beauty gap

A sharp, easily noticeable difference in the beauty/physical attractiveness of two members of a couple

Person 1: Do you think that Richard and John will get married?

Person 2: No, Richard will dump John.

Person 1: Why do you say that?

Person 2: Because there is too much of a beauty gap.

Person 1: Oh yeah, good point.

beauty gap by ayyfron March 13, 2012

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Beautygate

A scandalous incident involving Apple’s 2018 iPhones, where the front facing cameras smoothed out facial skin in photos taken, without any information from Apple, being an unremovable feature of the cameras.

Ellie: Hey do you know about how my new iPhone’s camera makes my instagram photos cuter? I love my iPhone!
Derek: Can you remove the filter?
Ellie: I don’t think so. It does it by default.
Derek: Apple didn’t say anything about that. This must be beautygate.

Beautygate by Professor ALilBo September 27, 2018

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beautypapershrry

beautypapershrry is the hottest person ever and bet mutual. they make the best videos ever. but larries shouldn’t interact with them

have you seen beautypapershrrys new video it is so good

beautypapershrry by niallhoranssidepiece June 3, 2021

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beautypapershrry

the coolest and hottest person ever :) they are one of my most favorite mutuals ever. beautypapershrry‘s BFF (REAL) <3

who is that??? oh that’s beautypapershrry you should go talk to them

beautypapershrry by niallhoranssidepiece June 4, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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