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1. adj. Used to describe "action" movies that are inexplicably, excruciatingly boring, either because of a lack of real action scenes and a plethora of banal and horribly scripted non-action scenes, or because the action scenes themselves are atrociously directed and/or impossible to follow similar to a Michael Bay film.
2. adj. Used to describe an overproduced movie with a ludicrously high budget that still manages to be the most painfully sophomoric tripe imaginable, similar to what you would expect to get if you gave your 8 year-old nephew a camcorder and a 20 million dollar computer, or what you would expect to see from your typical Michael Bay film.
3. adj. Used to describe any scene or bit of dialogue from a film that is so insanely stupid and non-sensical that it defies belief. Like when a giant robot pees on someone, or like any scene from any Michael Bay film.
4. adj. Used to describe a film that cannot be enjoyed by any intelligent, thinking, discerning person of any taste whatsoever, much like any Michael Bay film.
Jesus Christ. Did you see the latest Bayformers movie? I wanted to like it but its obscene and unrelenting Baynality made it impossible.
Baynality by Ed Woody April 25, 2012

beastality

what happens when idiots try to spell "bestiality".
beastality by ides March 29, 2003

beautility 

An object that is both beautiful and useful, generally objects of industrial design which are meant to have utility while having a pleasing aesthetic.
The beautility of architecture is seen in Frank Lloyd Wright's "Waterfall Home", but there is also beautility in small things like intricately patterned silverware.
beautility by skyywise January 12, 2009

beastality

when a human engages in an act of sex with an animal, usually a dog or some form of horse
the dirty slut was willing to try anything even beastality when she took a horses large cock and shoved it into her tight dirty anus
beastality by horn dog January 3, 2003

beautality 

The raw, indescribable quality of something that is at once beautiful and painful. Beautiful and Brutal combined.
"While filled with a glorious beauty seldom seen on this earth, her honesty made her a dangerous foe. She truly exemplified beautality."

Security by Banality 

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.
I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.