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beast nuts 

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
beast nuts by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012
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1. The opposite of cool beans; something that is shitty.
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.

Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts
Beat nuts! the feuer broke!

myles is a beat nut

what a beat nutter, he won't throw down for buddha
Beat Nuts by bumpea April 29, 2010

Blast Nuts 

Blasting Nuts, or the act of Blasting a Nut, is when something happens to a man that is so awesome that he explodes in his pants, one step above Bust Nuts, One step below Nuke Nutz.
When you lift heavy ass weight, heavier than you've ever lifted before, you have blasted nuts.

Me- "Bro, I just heard that hot weather girl is going to be giving away a free F-150 filled with an assortment of Shotguns, Rifles, Pistols, and Assault Weapons, a lifetime supply of ammo, a membership to Metroflex, ten gallons of roids, 500lbs of C4 Pre Workout and 10,000lbs of protein powder to any man willing to F*** the shit out of her!!! I'm gonna Blast Nuts!!"

Bro- "Nuke Nutz"
Blast Nuts by NewkNutz April 21, 2014

The Beatnuts 

An underated Rap group wit Junkyard Ju Ju and Phsyco les
The Beatnuts by Citystars September 21, 2003

breastnuts 

When evolution removes the need for male nipples and replaces these with two extra penises, the additional testicles are now referred to as #breastnuts.
It’s so cold it would freeze the breastnuts off a brass monkey
breastnuts by BDAM6 April 13, 2019