beaner baby

a hispanic child, typically a mexican

look at those little beaner babies take those hub caps

beaner baby by i did July 14, 2005

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beaner baby

A small child learning how to commit crimes before he's old enough to walk. Runs around stealing, being dirty, and learning to complain that he is being unfairly treated in America because his parents crawled under barbed wire to get him here.

"You see that Beaner Baby taking those hubcaps?"
Yeah I do, and why is he wearing Paco/Tommy/G Unit clothing while bitching about having no money?"
I dont know, I dont know

beaner baby by Philly G January 26, 2007

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Related Words

beaner baby • beaker baby • Buzzer Beater Baby • Baby Beaver • Baby Beater • Beaner • beaner ball • Beaner Bender • Beaner-Box • Beaner boy

beaner baby

another word for a mexican

Hey if my sister cant by me beer lets get a beaner baby.

beaner baby by robermeister March 1, 2007

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Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

Buzzer Beater Baby by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018