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bean shoot 

The process of using a two disposable paper plates in a cone like shape to exponentially increase the amount of bake beans you can absorb into your face.
Jerry - Hurry up and eat your beans Dallas ; don't want to miss gettin sendie with the boys

Dallas - Make me a damn Bean Shoot to I can gargle these beens to keep me warm in the POW.
bean shoot by Swagwayforreal November 23, 2015
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Shoot The Bean 

To ejaculate on a girl's face and then deficate on it. Ejaculate relating to shooting and Bean relating to feces.
"Hey bro, I am about to shoot the bean with Sally!"

bean shooter 

1. one who compulsively lies and constantly makes up information that is untrue or exaggerated
yo, shut up you bean shooter!
bean shooter by talaaa April 20, 2006

bean shooter 

someone who likes to show off in front of a group of people
someone who opens his/her mouth to much and sez a lot of bullshit
someone who constantly lies about getting laid or something he/she didn't do just to fit in with friends/people
a flapper
i am the best bean shooter there is :)
bean shooter by blthrskt July 24, 2008

Boston bean shooter 

When a girl is having a baby and she takes a huge dump
Smiefs mom had a boston bean shooter when he was born.
Boston bean shooter by O'Doyle November 6, 2004

Beanshooter 

One who lies and/or exaggerates about anything and everything, from what they ate for breakfast to the incredibly ridiculous things that happened to them the night before.
fckin beanshooter

beanshot 

The upskirt view of a girl's panties or, less common, her pantyless vag. In general the girl being viewed is unaware.
I just got a beanshot off that schoolgirl on the escalator.

If she had bent over a little more, I could have gotten a beanshot.
beanshot by Tex As October 28, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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