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bean shoot 

The process of using a two disposable paper plates in a cone like shape to exponentially increase the amount of bake beans you can absorb into your face.
Jerry - Hurry up and eat your beans Dallas ; don't want to miss gettin sendie with the boys

Dallas - Make me a damn Bean Shoot to I can gargle these beens to keep me warm in the POW.
bean shoot by Swagwayforreal November 23, 2015
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Shoot The Bean 

To ejaculate on a girl's face and then deficate on it. Ejaculate relating to shooting and Bean relating to feces.
"Hey bro, I am about to shoot the bean with Sally!"

bean shooter 

1. one who compulsively lies and constantly makes up information that is untrue or exaggerated
yo, shut up you bean shooter!
bean shooter by talaaa April 20, 2006

bean shooter 

someone who likes to show off in front of a group of people
someone who opens his/her mouth to much and sez a lot of bullshit
someone who constantly lies about getting laid or something he/she didn't do just to fit in with friends/people
a flapper
i am the best bean shooter there is :)
bean shooter by blthrskt July 24, 2008

Boston bean shooter 

When a girl is having a baby and she takes a huge dump
Smiefs mom had a boston bean shooter when he was born.
Boston bean shooter by O'Doyle November 6, 2004

Beanshooter 

One who lies and/or exaggerates about anything and everything, from what they ate for breakfast to the incredibly ridiculous things that happened to them the night before.
fckin beanshooter

beanshot 

The upskirt view of a girl's panties or, less common, her pantyless vag. In general the girl being viewed is unaware.
I just got a beanshot off that schoolgirl on the escalator.

If she had bent over a little more, I could have gotten a beanshot.
beanshot by Tex As October 28, 2005