bauer shit 

(also see add) bauer shit is some shit that is pulled that just defies normal human logic. bauer shit is done without much logic, in fact none and leaves you saying "why, why the fuck did you just do that."

Jon being a POS by doing some bauer shit when he kept touching the water faucet repeatedly before he left.

I didn't know the number to that fly bitch's cell so i just pulled some bauer shit and guessed it.

I was walking to the basketball court when my friend stopped to go back and move a twig 1 centimeter. That was some bauer shit.

bauer shit by Aftarshave July 2, 2005

Baser Shit 

1) A phrase to describe something/someones actions that is/are crazy or ridiculous.

2) Anything crazy that a baser would do.

Girl 1: Did you see Britney Spears when she shaved her head?
Girl 2: Yeah! She was tripping on some baser shit!

-or-

Guy: That hobo was tweaking.
Dude: I know, that was some baser shit.

Baser Shit by LitaBeesh February 14, 2010

shit baker 

Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.

Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"

shit baker by incatatus June 2, 2011

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

baker's shitload by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

Baker's Shitload

A large amount of a given item (usually baked goods) ranging from 26 to 130.

Hey homie we need a Baker's Shitload of chicken wings, I got mad munchies.

Baker's Shitload by Hally13uk October 5, 2011