(also see add) bauer shit is some shit that is pulled that just defies normal human logic. bauer shit is done without much logic, in fact none and leaves you saying "why, why the fuck did you just do that."
Jon being a POS by doing some bauer shit when he kept touching the water faucet repeatedly before he left.

I didn't know the number to that fly bitch's cell so i just pulled some bauer shit and guessed it.

I was walking to the basketball court when my friend stopped to go back and move a twig 1 centimeter. That was some bauer shit.
by Aftarshave June 22, 2005
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