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battleford 

A small city in West-Central Saskatchewan where the Battle and North Saskatchewan rivers meet. With North Battleford it is known as the Battlefords. It is the crime capital of Canada. Synonymous with unemployment, endemic alcoholism, crime, and racial tension between the many First Nations people and whites. Home to many surly, unfriendly bar patrons. The educated tend to leave town. Harsh winters with mosquito infested summers.
While in Battleford, my car was broken into.
battleford by Trance1 August 8, 2014
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North Battleford 

A shithole in the middle of Saskatchewan. Overrun with Native Americans and Wangsters. An hour West of Saskatoon.
Guy 1: Where's that Native American from?
Guy 2: North Battleford
Guy 1: That piece of shit an hour from Saskatoon?
Guy 2: Yea, it has a Wal-Mart, that's about it.
North Battleford by Jack Caldern January 14, 2011

North Battleford Belt Buckle 

North Battleford Belt Buckle

When your girlfriend is riding you reverse cowgirl in the back door and gets off but lays her load on the region between the belly button and your nethers.
"I had the best time with my girl last night till her gave me a North Battleford Belt Buckle"
"We couldn't see each other any more she keeps asking to give me a North Battleford Belt Buckle"

North battleford 

Tom "What's up my nigg..."
Tom was shot

Fuck north battleford
North battleford by Wigga69696 October 23, 2019

Battlefronted 

To get completely intoxicated to the point where you believe you are a real life character from Star Wars. The name coming from the awesome game Star Wars Battlefront and its sequel.
Lad #1:"Josh sure is drinking a lot tonight"
Lad #2:"I know I think he's totally battlefronted"
Josh:"Wahoo! I'm Jedi Master Pooperscooper and I'll smite you down Darth Lampost"
Battlefronted by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

battletoads 

Popular subject of prank calls to electronics stores, such as best buy, gamestop and wal-mart, started on 4chan.

Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.
WM: Hello this is Quanisha at your local 24-hour Walmart no we do not have Battletoads how may I help you?
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*
battletoads by SwanyZOMG December 9, 2007

BattleToading

To beat someone using a leg torn off a robot. This is a reference to the classic BattleToads game for the NES.
I caught someone breaking into the robotics lab, so I grabbed the nearest limb and he quickly became a victim of BattleToading.
BattleToading by DelColle June 4, 2009