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Rhythmic sliding of the fret hand up and down the neck of a bass guitar to simulate masturbation (i. e., fap). Specifically coined to refer to the bassist's portion of the band intro on Adam Lambert's Glam Nation tour, wherein such motion is often employed.
Did you see last night's concert? When Tommy Joe Ratliff broke out the bassfap during his solo, the Glambulge must have grown six inches.
bassfap by aonvas August 1, 2010
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Bassrape 

Too have such intense bass that you experience mindrape (but in a good way).
Dude that new Pendulum track is bassrape to my mind.
Bassrape by DubBassRapist January 26, 2011
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bassface 

the look on one's face when listening to the drop in a dubstep track.

inspired by the phrase, "the better the bass, the derpier the face."
"Dude. Is Steve having a stroke"

"Nah, bro. That's his bassface."

"oh. well, that explains the erection."

*laugh track*
bassface by 0men August 18, 2011

Bassface 

1. The nickname for the bass guitar player in a band.
1.This is Stefan, he's the Bassface.
2. Hey Bassface!
Bassface by Rustify October 1, 2006
Yo I️ took a bassap as soon as I️ got home
bassap by CJ9306 February 23, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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