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Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian is a word used to say no, nert or nope. Often used in Marlborough High School
Mr.Bonkin- “ Take out the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “Nert Bastian!”
Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019
Bastian the best guy in the world he’s hella smart hella nice hella cool hella bootiful hella fun hella good at what girls want. He’s just the best guy overall. We love Bastians💦😘🥰❤️
Did you see Bastian I want to marry him so bad and **********
Bastian by Ishsbe isheb e October 10, 2019

Bastian Schweinsteiger

The most solid performance from a central midfielder at World Cup 2010. Also the future star of Brazil 2014. Bayern Mnich midfielder that rapes and gets the job done.
Bastian Schweinsteiger is looked up to by many fans.

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian Is a word that can be used as no, nert or nope. (inspired from a video game meme, overwatch.)
Mr.Bonkin- “do the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “ Nert Bastian “
Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019
The coolest person you will ever meet. They will try their hardest to never let you down. They can also give some of the most pleasurable sex you will ever have and normally have a penis well over average size. They are compassionate and friendly but they like to be naughty. They also love to work with their hands.
Guy 1: Hey man can I and Bastian come over?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that Bastian kid is awesome.
bastian by Thatoneguy17 October 13, 2009

Bastian Sanchez 

Bastian is one of the hottest and sexiest person you will ever meet. He has a way with women , but in the end sticks with his girl whom he loves dearly. He is a romantic naughty guy, who is always down to get down. He is extremely intelligent, and could pretty much do anything he set his mind to. He is also a great soccer player. Bastian has amazing hair, eyebrows, lips, and the cutest booty ever. He is very compassionate and is very strong in his beliefs. He is amazing. He also has a very unique and and trendy style and has a love very expensive shoes. I love you Basti.
Wow Bastian Sanchez you are so cool.

Wow Bastian that outfit is dope.
Wow I love Bastian.
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