band member

A member of the school band who is not completely obsessed. (Doesn't sleep with instrument, sleep in band room, only date or have friends within the band, or partake in other band geek-like activities.)

Dude: Pshh you're so a band geek.

Dude in band: Pu-leez. I'm a band MEMBER.

band member by Clemyntyne May 1, 2007

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marching band member

1.(n) A person who works extremely hard, arguably as hard as any other "sport", to succeed in a competition or event such as a parade

The marching band member performed in twelve parades so far

marching band member by MarchingManiac September 7, 2016

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band member • marching band member • All-Star Band Member • band geek • Band Kid • Band • Band Aid • Band Camp • band nerd • band bus

All-Star Band Member

The oldest, middle-age band member who plays music with the other teenage band members, hoping to get famous and leave their crappy day-job. These blokes have a short temper and are the most immature of the members, frequently throwing tizzy fits about minuscule obstacles that might hinder the fame they deserve.

"Dude, who was that guy who just threw a tantrum over the argument not directed towards him?"
"Oh, haha that's Qis, he's an All-Star Band Member"
"bro, I thought he spilt his non-concentrated juice for a second there"

All-Star Band Member by Schnazzle G January 24, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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