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balloon show 

When one wraps a zeppelin around their tits and said tits inflate to the size of watermelons. Then, their partner inserts an National Airship Association regulation air pump into their anal cavity and blows so much air into it that the clitoral region of said individual experiences such great levels of engorgement that it resembles a miniature zeppelin. Then their partner punches the inflated clitoris, releasing the built up air, while their partner screams "OH, THE HUMANITY!"
"Holy shit! Carol gave me such an intense balloon show I could have sworn that I was levitated several centimeters!"
balloon show by Fisto Roboto January 12, 2014
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Balloonshop 

A highly unknown group of guys on youtube that make possibly the funniest comedy video's I've seen. It's similar to smosh but will actually make you laugh.
Balloonshop is f*ckin hilarious
Brahan's books
Learning is fun
take it to the next level

These are all great video's.

Balloonshop 

An extremely underrated YouTube channel that has a ridiculous amount of hilarious quotes through different situations in their videos. Pretty much does not have enough views for what they deserve.
"My name is Bob Trufont. I am a businessman. I stay at the Double Tree as often as possible"
"Mom and Dad, I am running away. And if you want to know, I plan on hopping on with a ban of gypsies outside of Flagstaff Arizona. From there I will befriend a young puppy named jonathan winslow and we will go on fantastic adventures to far off lands" Balloonshop
Balloonshop by Pewhey1001 October 4, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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