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ballnoise 

The noise one's balls make during sexual intercourse as they slap against the body of the "penis-receiver."
OHHH! Who am I? While I receive your penis, your ballnoise is icing on the cake of my ears!!

B: So...I moan on the "off-beats?"
A: Yeah, because my ballnoise will fall on the on-beats, and I want to hear it this time!

Was that ballnoise I heard in your room last night, young lady?
ballnoise by The Charles October 31, 2003
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Ballnose 

When a person (man or women) places their nose between the two testicles of the scrotum sack and proceeds to nestle with them. A back and forth motion is preferred, however, some have advanced to circular motions or just plain improvisation. Heed this warning, if the ballnose is executed with a large, fruitful mustache, it will tickle.
Person 1: Who would you rather be ballnosed by; Mary or Craig?

Person 2: Probably Craig because his mustache would tickle.
Ballnose by Deelan Lawng December 18, 2009

Ballmouse 

The adjective "Ballmouse" originated in Hull University halls of accomodation. During a LAN gaming session, a particular player would often be disadvantaged in the game by their use of a wireless ball mouse - (as opposed to a corded optical mouse)
During a game of Counter-Strike for example, a player may screw up their aim, miss, and get a pummeling from another player. One of the other players then yells "BALLMOUSE!" very loudly within earshot of the player that messed up - and raucous laughter ensues.

The word has since evolved such that it may be called out a someone being self-detrimentally stupid or proving their idiocy to themselves through their ill thought out actions.
Ballmouse by Nu 0wn3r5h1p April 18, 2005

bullnosed 

In the past, nose rings were a method of controlling bulls because they were dangerous to the handlers. As time went on, it became customary to only use nose rings on bulls led by a halter. Nose rings are unnecessary for bulls that are not led. Getting "bullnosed" means your superiors think you are too smart for their own good so they "bullnose" you by excluding you from a deal or leading you away from a project, group or company.
Yes my bosses bullnosed me out of that deal; I can do their job and everything on the computer they can't do without skilled ninjas like me.
bullnosed by alexanderjsingleton January 24, 2017

Bullnose 

In the past, nose rings were a method of controlling bulls because they were dangerous to the handlers. As time went on, it became customary to only use nose rings on bulls led by a halter. Nose rings are unnecessary for bulls that are not led. Getting "bullnosed" means your superiors believe you are too smart for their own good, so they distract you away from a deal, group, project or company.
I got bullnosed on that deal by my big-timing bosses because I can do their job and everything they can't do on the computer because I have actual skills.
Bullnose by alexanderjsingleton January 24, 2017

Bullnose 

A 1980-86 Ford F-Series truck.
I just bought a Bullnose Ford F-100.
Bullnose by Jshort99 September 5, 2017

Bullnose 

Bullnose: Adjective: Most common in Design, and Construction, Trim, or Rounded finish edge or Rounded blunt end...
Use a Bullnose to finish that cove tile, so it looks good...
Bullnose by The2000YearOldMan... August 8, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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