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ball rider

A ball rider, simply put,is the greatest formation of a fart known to mankind. A person must be positioned correctly to experience the peculiar tickle of the fart as it rolls or "rides" up the ball sack creating the sensation of a, "ball rider". For similar adventures seek out the spine rider fluff.
John: "guy did you just fart?"

Bill: "oh yeah. I just had the ball rider of the century."
by Yingus n' Yangus January 22, 2014
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bullrider

This super amazing strain of weed that gets you so stoned that you feel as if your riding a bull No-SHIT!!
O my god! I should have never smoked that Bullrider!
by zpiv612 January 16, 2008
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Bullrider

When a woman is riding a man in the cowgirl position, she reaches around her back and smacks the unsuspecting victim in his balls. The man then proceeds to buck like an angry bull. If the woman can hang on for 8 seconds, this is considered a full ride.
"So my girlfriend is going to town on me last night cowgirl style and pulls a Bullrider. She didn't make the full 8 seconds so I Donkey Punched her in the grill"
by BangCock Betty May 7, 2009
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angry bullrider

when you're unknowningly hiding in the closet with another friend, and your homie is doing a chick preferrably from the back. Before he ejaculates, you run out of the closet with a camera recording them thus making your homie decide whether to stop and beat the shit out of you, or finish cumming, then proceed to work your mouth, thus becoming an angry bullrider. The 2nd person hiding in the closet then times how long the person with the camera lasted before getting punched in the face.
Ieszer: oh baby, i'm about to cum.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.
by porkizzle the thrizzle November 10, 2008
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Texas Bullrider

It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!
Guy: "I have herpes"

Girl: "WHAT?!?!"

Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)
by anonymusblood January 12, 2012
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Bullrider

A person who lives on bullshit, or is considered 'full of bullshit'.
She lied to me again! She is such a bullrider!
by Shalissa the First February 18, 2015
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mexican bullrider

Someone who cums inside you while eating tacos and crossing the border
by Ccgghg January 20, 2018
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