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baker baby 

A girl with a large head that can talk forever and is a power-eater, truly known for large thigh muscles and superior dancing skills. Her weapon of choice is her cellphone which is usually not working. She likes baking babies and eating them, that is why her head is so big.
Oh that girl is a Baker Baby? She must have a monolithic head.

Oh that girl can dance! Damn! She must be a Baker Baby!
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baby baker 

The uterus. Part of the female anatomy.
My woman was getting smart with me, so I kicked her right in the baby baker.
baby baker by Manfredmann December 9, 2007

Baby Eater Baker 

a triple whopper eater, known for bulbous muscles and high presssure intimidation due to steroid overdose, when not making children cry and eating babies he is flying the world blocking hotmail and other websites with his super sonicwall abilities, his only known predator is Chuck Norris,he is also known for yellign at cockey asshoels for resisting his ultimate rulings, in my opinion
i watched Baby Eater Baker take a bite out of someones skull and then procede to ejaculate on his corpes out of ecxcitement all while blocking websites

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker 

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole
Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

baked baby 

Cooking a baby in a microwave until it explodes.
Fred:What do you want for dinner?
Bob:Baked Baby
baked baby by brettmobile1 March 27, 2009

beaker baby

A person, similar to a testtube baby, who was a fatass baby and therefore too large to fit in the testtube so they were placed in a beaker.
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beaker baby by PotatoChip May 3, 2003

easy bake baby oven

A hetero sexual women who carries and delivers a baby for homosexual male friends, or relatives, with out financial compensation.
Megan is going to be James and I's easy bake baby oven. Who say's gays shouldn't have kids?