bail of hay 

"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.

"yeah and then you take a shit on her chest!!"
(silence)
"BAIL OF HAY!!"

bail of hay by Smiddy man January 30, 2005

Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

Behind every door there is another bail of hay by jak8012 July 24, 2018