bacon burn 

Bacon burn is a rash specifically on the inner thighs of a fat person from walking. The thighs are so fat, they rub up against each other when the person is walking, and causes burning, chaffing and redness, similar to the sight of bacon.

Oh man, that chick is so fat, her thighs are walking around each other; she must get bad bacon burn. Or:
Yo, that fat chick is burning some bacon, you see that?

bacon burn by Ridizog June 1, 2004

Burn my bacon

A word that indicates you are really pissed of at someone or thing.

"Oh...she's been talking behind my back again huh? Ya know..that really burns my bacon!"

Burn my bacon by Derrick S. April 21, 2003

burn the bacon 

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

burn the bacon by Dave January 22, 2004

Bacon Burning 

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.

We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.

Bacon Burning by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

burnt bacon by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

Burnt Bacon

When the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon

When your day is just some burnt bacon

Burnt Bacon by DandandAn February 15, 2015

Burning my bacon 

Turning a person on, serious attraction flowing in waves of desire.

That chick over there is burning my bacon! I gotta make her mine.

Burning my bacon by NatCupcake December 30, 2011