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backdoor surprise 

v./n. inf(!) to unexpectedly penetrate someone's anus; often, of a heterosexual couple engaged in doggy style intercourse, when the male withdraws from the vagina, and hilariously re-inserts into the anus without prior warning.

NOT to be confused with the equally amusing Cadbury Surprise.
Betty: ... but then, as I... as I was about to... come, for some reason he pulled out... and then... *breaks down sobbing* he.. he put it... oh god! *sobs uncontrolably*
Psychiatrist 1: He gave you a BACKDOOR SURPRISE!? What a guy!!!
*hi-fives Psychiatrist 2*
Psychiatrist 2: Man, that is awesome!
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St. Louis Backdoor Surprise 

Putting Molly in someone's asshole while fucking.

Popularized in St. Louis by Cardinal fans
She gave me the St. Louis backdoor surprise after the Cardinals' game.

backdoor surpise 

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.
Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise
backdoor surpise by JamesBong February 3, 2004

backdoor suprise 

to bang someone anally without warning
i was making dinner and jim gave me a backdoor suprise

back door surprise 

the act of reaching ones hand around anothers bottom and sneaking an object in said butt hole/crack
last night i totally hit my gf with a back door surprise, she loved it
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026