bachelors hand

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.

"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."

by Mischmo October 7, 2007

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bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007

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Bachelors Handshake

Grab a random girls boob and when she goes to slap you give her a high five.

Man I gave this hottie the bachelors handshake today and it was totally epic!

by Batmanning October 3, 2011

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bachelor's handbag

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family

Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad

by NzChippy October 17, 2021

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Bachelor's Handshake

The act of grabbing a woman's breast, instead of the usual handshake. Then as she raises her hand to slap you in the face high five her. Walk away like a fucking badass.

Joe: I got a restraining order filed against me.
Bob: Why?!
Joe: I gave a bachelor's handshake at the club last night.
Bob: Woah! You're such a badass

by CalvinFromKaty October 9, 2011

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