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The person with the least swag in the group. He thinks hes funny as fuck but can only make himself laugh. Constantly tries to "roast" someone by finishing them off strongly but can never follow through. He thinks hes better than the rest but cant do shit to back himself up. Hes the ignorant one of the group and cant come up with his own career enders.
He guys look at this fag, hes such an aveqz
aveqz by Fractle November 29, 2015
A funny, laidback kinda guy with really big hair. Its hard to get him to open up and hes really annoying. Once u start talking to him its hard to stop. Girls want him to headlock them but he only headlocks amy
Omg is that a tree? No its avez
Avez by 123Amy January 30, 2020
Male name of Indian or Pakistani origin. They are usually soft and kind hearted. They are people with good looks and personality.
Aveizs can at times be very mean when it comes to them. They can be mean with anything and everything. They like to show off and brag about the things that they own.

Even with a very tall height and good looks, their penises are massively small, due to which they lack girls in their life.
Girl 1 : OMG did you check Aveiz's socials ? He must be filthy rich. I wish he could rail me all night long.
Girl 2 : His name is Aveiz tho... must be having a micro penis.
Girl 1 : But he still must be rich right ? I will settle for a small wang.
Girl 2 : Girl, his name is Aveiz tho...
Girl 1 : NVM.
AVEIZ by AlohaGoldfish619 March 1, 2023
he is cute
Aveyzan is cute
Aveyzan by maxthefox1632 March 6, 2023
A funny, laid back kinda guy who is a real mans man. One of a kind and is the type of guy you want in your corner. Girls want him to headlock them
Omg look at that guy avez n his big head y is he so hot
Avez by 123Amy January 30, 2020
Person 1: I am from Poland
Person 2: Another Aveyzan eh?
Aveyzan by eduardstupidperson July 22, 2022
An Italian who tries to be Irish or is 1/2 Irish themselves, enjoys both beer & wine. & can swear more than you can. you never want to EVER piss off an Avezzie. Especially not an Avezzie-Percy.
"Don't mess with that Avezzie."

"That Avezzie thinks he's a Mick!"
Avezzie by ED AP February 12, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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