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autrocity

a horrible atrocity of an automobile.

usually involves some whacked out modifications, can be known to come as "stock", or both.

fine photo examples at www.youdrivewhat.com

some examples of 'stock' autrocities:
AMC Eagle
Pontiac Aztec
Subaru Baja
Honda Truck
Cadillac Truck
GM "Hummer" and "H2"

Usually these vehicles are too nice and shiny to ever get speck of dirt on them, much less put a bike into the back of them. Using them as a utility vehicle usually involves having to buy additional features and racks and/or removing seats -- totally defeating the purpose of the vehicle being useful, and/or 'utilized'.

Also known as a S.U.C - Sport Useless Car. see suc

See suv, hoopty,hummer, escalade, whip, jalopy, humvee
OMG - look! That Hummer has a cap-shell on the back of the payload with a sunroof! OMG - and a bike rack on the roof 'cause they couldn't get a bike INSIDE that autrocity if they tried!
by ellray October 28, 2010
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Authority boner

When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth
When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.
by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017
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Awktrocity

Portmanteau of the words Awkward and Atrocity, so means a very embarrassing event. Could be embarrassing enough to give one PTSD. Could also be Atroward...
I just got yelled out by someone who speaks a different language , what an awktrocity!
by Ekker September 8, 2014
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the great diamond authority

The four main, most important gems of the TV series Steven Universe, consisting of White Diamond, Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, and Pink Diamond.
You seriously don't know about the Great Diamond Authority?
by pseudo-Nymi December 29, 2018
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authoritye

ALSO SEE: authoritah

Something the South Park fat kid bully character, Eric Cartman, envies as he role plays a mirror-sunglassed megalomaniac law enforcement ... pig.
OFFICER/DEPUTY CARTMAN: "Aah am a cop! And you wheel RESPECT my AUTHORITYE !!"
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Authority Zero

An awesome punk rock band from Arizona that combines political punk rock with reggae and spanish music to create a sound like no other band. Their CD Andiamo is great and anyone who listens to punk rock should buy it. Trust me, if you buy it, you won't be disappointed.
Authority Zero is an excellent band with a unique sound.
by punk person February 8, 2005
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Alpha Authority

Alpha Authority AA is a term which shows how much of an Alpha something is, aka a Chad. People who are with Alpha Authority are part of something that has won the highest awards and outdone everyone else by being the first to accomplish something.
Everyone: Yo I heard you're part of the Alpha Authority!! Wicked!
Hadrek: Yeah, ever since it started in 2012. :)

Bryant: Yo, you heard the Alpha Authority won the Bloxys? What a achievement!
Zan: Of course! We are Chads!

Sflux: Heya! I'm an Alpha Authority chad now!
Alpha Authority Chads: Welcome to gang Sflux! :)
by Scriptoria December 19, 2020
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