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auth

Pronunciation: "oth".

Telephone speak abbreviation for "authorization" when talking with medical receptionists, when discussing whether or not a scheduled examination, treatment, consult, etc has been approved by your insurance company. This spoken abbreviation is apparently used to save less than one second of time in order to allow for more abbreviated phone conversations with other mentally ill patients.
Telephone: ring...ring...fucking ring...

Brain cancer dude: "Hello, this is Jack".

Receptionist: "Hello, your appointment for the MRI is "auth"."

Brain cancer dude: "My appointment is off"?

Receptionist: "No, sir, your appointment is auth".

Brain cancer dude: "Do you mean my appointment is authorized, or that my appointment is off?"

Receptionist: "Your appointment is "auth", it has been authorized by your insurance company".

Brain cancer dude: "Well, why didn't you just come out and say my appointment is authorized? I realize you are busy and just trying to save a second or two by abbreviating the word "authorized", so you could get on to your next patient phone call, but it seems now, that your abbreviation has cost you more time, explaining what the hell you meant, when you said my appointment is "auth". I thought you said my appointment is "off". There's a big difference here."

Receptionist: "Oh, I'm very sorry sir, I meant that your insurance company approved your appointment for your MRI."

Brain cancer dude: "Thanks, I'm glad we could clear this up. My brain doesn't work like it used to. Good bye."

Receptionist: "OK, buh-bye. Thank you."...click.

Brain cancer dude: "Well mother fuck. Auth or oth. whatever, reckon I have to look this up on Urban Dictionary. This fucking sucks... "auth"...what in the name of Fuck is this world coming to?"
by Bloop Robinson March 23, 2010
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A software built atop stolen code by a developer who doesn't know anything.

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auth (diego brando)

super hot!!!!11!!!
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tooth actor authentication

When your credentials are authenticated by a tooth actor.
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."

"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
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Author

A person who writes books, articles, documents etc.
Bedanta Chakrabarty is my favorite YA author.
by humblebrendon November 20, 2019
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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authenticity

Being who you are, listening to yourself and making your own decisions, rather than buying all the crap society foists on you. Keep it real. (authentic)
Authenticity became his primary value. My dog lives for authenticy.
by DJrumination December 13, 2008
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