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audiocracy

au·di·o·cra·cy
1. A situation where one person has uncontrolled or unlimited rule over song selection throughout an entire event; the power... the advantage.
2. an automobile, or party, being ruled by an audiocrat.
3. Unlimited authority, control, or influence of stereo volume, audio levels and choice of tunes.
Drunk indie dude: Would you mind if I play some of this? You have to hear this b-side. It's a totally rare euro import from some guys grandparent's attic. Apparently they only released ten copies on yoyo records before getting signed to dodo.

Audiocrat: Yeah, I'm not really to into them. Have you ever heard of these guys? Dude, just listen... Just give it a chance and you'll never be the same. Who wants a beer?

Drunk indie dude: Damn, what's up with the audiocracy?

audiocracy by Ghost_07302 January 1, 2008
Words you can keep

Autocracy 

A political theory favoring unlimited authority by a single individual.
Going against wise intelligence, the president has himself led the country into war, placing our country into a TEMPORARY state of autocracy, him being the autocrat. This decision will cost American tax payers hundreds of billions of dollars.
Autocracy by Dlerell April 7, 2008

adhocracy 

An organization with little structure run by creating a series of temporary cross-functional teams to do specific tasks. Depending upon execution, the result is either efficient problem-solving or utter chaos.
By spliting up our department the boss has created an adhocracy.
adhocracy by jeff jost August 8, 2006

Hong kong autocracy 

It's a joke. Hong kong is now run by dictatorship, namely CCP. Police are overpowered.
Carrie Lam: hey Xi, wanna hear a joke?
Xi: yeah
Carrie Lam: wanna have some hong kong autocracy for lunch ? hong kong is a free country ;)

Autocracy 

a system of government by one person with absolute power.
In some islands hereditary autocracy prevailed; in others the government was elective. He conceived the idea of limiting the autocracy by subordinating it to the authority of the supreme privy council, of which he was president.
Autocracy by XxSeatedRanger5xX November 12, 2018

electoral autocracy 

A well functioning multi-party democracy with a popularly elected government where Nuland hasn't managed a successful color revolution, yet. A key component is a big enough military to make overt military intervention too costly and embarrassing.
State department hack 1: We have been trying and trying but none of the fake protests we organize in country X have managed to bring about a regime change yet.

State department hack 2: Tell Soros to get one of his Scandinavian proxies to declare country X an electoral autocracy. That will show them.

DoD Austin: Fine, but can we stay friends with them though? We sorta need them to counter country Y now that we ourselves are thoroughly deindustrialized, deeply in debt, out of ammo, out of planes, and short of military recruits.

Sleepy Brandon: Mitterand! What now? Corn Pop! Whoop, diaper change. Ooh, you shmell nice.

Player-autocracy 

Player-Autocracy is the measure or condition
of absolute control the player has over the

actions taken in a game. It is, at its simplest, the fact that the
player, and thus the act of play, involve

unchallenged power. It is less one solid moment or thing than
it is a gradient of control that the player

has over mechanics and information of a game
Hey vic 2 is just player-autocracy that's why the ai is bad
Player-autocracy by Laperanndikan August 25, 2024
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