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ative kid 

A stereotype that has only recently entered the lives of modern day teenagers.

(1.) An "Ative Kid's" music interest mostly consists of 80's, late 70's, and early 90's. All that good stuff.
An Ative Kid normally doesn't appreciate the modern day bands, but there are a few exceptions.

(2.) An Ative Kid usually finds a profound meaning in every sentence they hear.

(3.)They also have no problem expressing their feelings, even if they're personal. They'll state what exactly's on their mind.

(4.) Most Ative Kids despise illiteracy.

(5.) Ative Kids meet random black people and make friends with them. Often, if the person they meet is male and they can't pronounce their name, they will call them Mike Jones.

(6.) Ative Kids have wierd screennames.

(7.) An Ative Kid always has some wierd hero.

(8.) An Ative Kid rarely lies. And when they do, it's so they won't get jumped, and it's usually having to do with Roseanne.

(9.) An Ative Kid's wardrobe usually consists of at least one black jacket that they wear a little too much. Usually, they can make something that someone else couldn't look good. Arm/Hand attire is always nice for an Ative Kid, such as mittens, arm warmers, or large bracelets. They wear a lot of things that express their views on things, and wear a lot of white belts.

(10.) An Ative Kid hangs with anyone that they like. Gangsters, skaters, scene kids, emo kids, anyone.

(1.) The Smashing Pumpkins, Falco, Journey, Rod Stewart, Fleetwood Mac, Nena.

(2.) My History Teacher: They weren't taking pictures, they were taking pictures and leaving.
Ative Kid: That's really depressing.

(3.) Ative Kid: I really need to pee.
Ative Kid: I had a wet dream last night. I thought only boys had those.

(4.) Ative Kid: I don't understand. There was no verb in that statement.

(5.) Ative Kid 1 walks with Ative Kid 2 to a lunch line and sees a black kid at the front. : Hi. Let's be friends.
Black Kid: Uh.
Ative Kid 2: Yay! So, what's your name?
Black Kid: Devonte.
Ative Kid 2: Ooh, that's cool. (whispers to Ative Kid 2) What'd he say?
Ative Kid 1: (also whispers) No idea.
Ative Kid 2: Ooh, so you're Mike Jones. Let's be best friends. (big smile)

(6.) Eskimo Rocket; SDFD STOP; School Meal.

(7.) Steve Martin, or the guy who played Carlton in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

(8.) Ative Kid: We didn't say YOU needed to get your fat sucked out with a bendy straw, Alyssa, we were talking about Roseanne.
ative kid by width. July 30, 2008

sexually active scene kids

a group of scene kids, usually in skinny jeans and with big fringes that arn't virgins, and have lots of sex, resulting in endless scene kid sex stories. such as nose bleeds from...well yeah.
omfg look guys it's ALEHXRIOTGRRL™!, XLENTRIOTGRRL™!, ANDTHEOTHERRIOTGRRLS™!; they're sexually active scene kids!
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026